Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 8/11/14 - picture by aoxa

Black chicken: Walks into feather salon.
Little white chicken: "You say you want your top feathers spiked?"
Black chicken: Grunt.
 
Hen: I wasn't expecting a, uh, pullet doing my hair.
Chick: Yes, I'm the stylist in training. Now, would you like both your crest and tail done, and would that be curled or straightened? And would you like to try our new special? You get a custom dust bath done by one of our professionals.
Hen: Crest and tail, straightened please. And sure, why not? I have a party tonight.

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