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post #31 of 47
10/9/08 at 11:20am

I used to wonder if there was a button on the toilet seat at work, cause the phone wouldn't ring all morning, until I rushed to the bathroom and sat down. Then riiiiing! Arggg! barnie Then when I get out, here comes the boss and asks, "Don't you know you're supposed to answer the phone?"

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post #32 of 47
10/9/08 at 12:03pm

There isn't enough gigabytes on the BYC system to allow me to list everything that makes me go ARRRGGGHHHH.   

Not that I'm easily annoyed or anything.

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post #33 of 47
10/9/08 at 12:04pm

My Mom actually paid to have a phone jack installed in her home when she had it built!!

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post #34 of 47
10/10/08 at 3:34am

When hubby walks into TV room, changes the channel even though someone else is watching it, and then walks out of room again!

People talking very loudly on their mobile phone on train/bus/restaurant, then glaring at you for eavesdropping.

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Count the campfires by glowing flames, never by the ashes that fall. Count your days by the golden hours, don't remember clouds at all. Count the nights by stars, not by shadows. Count your life by smiles, not by tears. And with joy on every birthday, count your age by friends-not years.
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post #35 of 47
10/10/08 at 5:25am
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Originally Posted by crazychicken 

i have a bunch

:| i don't go at all that day and when i do the second i sit on the toilet someone tries to beat down the door saying i got to go hurry up

:mad: mean neigbors from next door want to see and hold my new born chicks  and when i am not looking my mom lets them.

home schoolers but that is because i was home schooled but this year my parents put me back in school so i am jealous  big_smile   

thats all for now will have more


Hey I'm homeschooled (1 word tongue2).

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post #36 of 47
10/10/08 at 5:36am

I was walking my greyhound the other day and a lady stopped her car and asked in all honesty "is that a deer?"  Wow.  I know there are no stupid questions, but I do wish people would take a second to think before they open their mouths sometimes.  Of course if that happened all of the comedians would be out of fodder.

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post #37 of 47
10/10/08 at 5:38am
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Originally Posted by Portia 

I was walking my greyhound the other day and a lady stopped her car and asked in all honesty "is that a deer?"  Wow.  I know there are no stupid questions, but I do wish people would take a second to think before they open their mouths sometimes.  Of course if that happened all of the comedians would be out of fodder.


I certainly hope you told her yes with a straight face and walked off.

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I don't believe anything I write or say. I regard belief as a form of brain damage, the death of intelligence, the fracture of creativity, the atrophy of imagination. I have opinions but no Belief System (B.S.)

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post #38 of 47
10/10/08 at 11:21am
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Originally Posted by chicken_boy_Kurt 
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Originally Posted by crazychicken 

i have a bunch

:| i don't go at all that day and when i do the second i sit on the toilet someone tries to beat down the door saying i got to go hurry up

:mad: mean neigbors from next door want to see and hold my new born chicks  and when i am not looking my mom lets them.

home schoolers but that is because i was home schooled but this year my parents put me back in school so i am jealous  big_smile   

thats all for now will have more


Hey I'm homeschooled (1 word tongue2).


must restrain jealousy must not lose control and language arts is  not a strong point give a guy a break tongue

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post #39 of 47
10/10/08 at 11:26am
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Originally Posted by kinnip 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Portia 

I was walking my greyhound the other day and a lady stopped her car and asked in all honesty "is that a deer?"  Wow.  I know there are no stupid questions, but I do wish people would take a second to think before they open their mouths sometimes.  Of course if that happened all of the comedians would be out of fodder.


I certainly hope you told her yes with a straight face and walked off.


i am good at that we were at church a few weeks ago and this woman had,had twins about a month ago and were very well known very pretty twin baby girls well i was talking to there big sister with a friend of mine nearby.anyway i asked there big sister if she was enjoying her two baby brothers with an extremely straight face and she says they are girls not boys and i say are you sure i thought they were boys with my still straight face and my friend says are you joking or are you serious i say no i am just joking and my friend says i am good because he thought i thought that her babies were boys.

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post #40 of 47
10/10/08 at 7:48pm

Pirates.

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