We have a crew of roofers here today.
Banshee already flew up to the roof to scare them off.
The dog won't stop barking because there are intruders.
My kids don't have school. They are cooped up because they are terrified the shingles will fly off the roof and kill them... they have some crazy imaginations.
My DH has been home from work all this week, supposedly "taking care of stuff around the house".
I think 11 am seems perfectly reasonable to start drinking alcohol today.