A true Story.
Once upon a time, in early November, a husband and wife were enjoying the unusually warm fall weather, to build a roosting coop for their turkeys. The turkeys spent hours with the couple. jumping into the trees and climbing above them. Everyone had a good day.
As the day progressed the weather turned colder and the skies darker. That stupid daylight savings time was in place so the people could not work as late as they wanted. It was fast getting dark, when the husband said, "where are all the turkeys?" as they were not with the couple anymore.
The wife said " I dunno', not being as bright as the husband.
The husband noticed the turkeys by the coop. most had already put themselves to bed. They went early because of the impending cold weather and darkness. There were about 5-6 not in the coop and on their roosts. One of them, a rusty black with a nasty attitude was far away from the group. The rusty black turkey was named Penguin by the gullible wife, because she thought he was cute. She did not realize the cuteness was all an act to be a monster.
The husband thought to himself, "Wonder what that little PITA is up to now?". He is obviously trying to avoid going to bed and will rile up the whole flock if left to his own. The Husband had Penguins number and had him all figured out.
The wife happen to see penguin and went to run him into the coop. She caught up to him and started talking nicely to Penguin,
:"Oh Penguin, your so cute. You really should go to bed now, I can't believe how sweet you are."
This irritated the man, he just wanted the PITA ran into his coop and the door locked on penguin.
The man mentioned in a sweet manner, "could you speed that little ******* up?".
The wife took offense at this and said " do not call Penguin a *******! He is a sweet young turkey."
She them slowed down and walked even slower with Penguin to the coop. It took a good 20 minutes to travel 100 feet.
The husband then understood why Penguin was such a hoodlum. He had an enabler in his life.