The make my wife as happy as she can be ship sailed 40 years ago,,,,,
I understand the PITA aspect of turkeys. Mine FR and things go fine, until they get bored. Then they lounge on the deck, which gets me in trouble. Sit on vehicles, which gets me in trouble. Chase an innocent rooster. Which ticks me off.
When I walk around the farmyard, I have every turkey right behind me, They beg for treats. If they cannot find anything to get in trouble with they fight and have snood pulling contests.
Today they decided to spend their time harassing Bert Jr and King George in their breeding pens. They could not get to them, but they harassed the rooster through the wiring!
The UPS guy drove into the yard and they all ran to him and followed him to the house and back. They did the same to the mailman yesterday.