Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's Chicken Chat Thread! (ORIGINAL)

[Cluckcluck1215]

Raven:h!i am ipa 13 weeks SLW!can me and my sisters join?

 

[earlybird10842]

Colonel: Sure! That'll be fun! New members!
Freesia: Come introduce yourselves!

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

Colonel: Sure! That'll be fun! New members!
Freesia: Come introduce yourselves!

Raven:cool!well..you already know me

Acorn:hi!my name is acorn.i am a beardless Easter egger.or a PR.

Indigo:my name is indigo!im a Easter egger!

Cinder:me to!IM a Easter egger.oh, my name is cinder.

Harriet:I'm a white leg horn!my name is Harriet and I'm always on the run!

Isadora:I'm a golden comet.i used to be tiny.now I'm bigger then all of you!my name is isadora.

Raven:your only 15 weeks old

Acorn:yeah.we ALL ate 15 weeks old!

 

[earlybird10842]

Daylily: Hi everybody! Freesia and I are buff orps, and Colonel's a Red star, we think.

 

[earlybird10842]

Feathery:yum here the come when it getting dark,but not fully dark and the ones we cant reach mommy slaps them out of the air with a badmint raket
Little buff:i think u spelt badmitn rakit wrong
Little jerry:even sunshine knows that .DUH!
Sushine:what know
Feathery: that dint matter you spelt spelt wrong

Little buff: so what u are five years old u should know better.

Sunshine: oooh!where do you get those cool little pictures?
Tweeter: like this

its called an emoji.
Sunshine: ooooo pritty

Little buff:wheres the spell check around this joint?
Feathery:AND WHERE IS THE FLYING TERMITE EMOJI????

Daylily: You hit the control key on a Windows, or...
Freesia: Ohh! Badminton!
Daylily: Or the Command key on a Mac, and then...
Colonal: I know, they need more emojis.
Daylily:

Freesia: Day, what's wrong?
Daylily: YOU HIT THE CONTROL OR COMMAND KEY, AND THEN RIGHT-CLICK ON THE WORD THAT IS MISSPELLED TO ACCESS YOUR INTERNET BROWSER'S SPELLCHECK WHEN USING BYC!
Colonel: Seriously? You interrupted us just to say that?
Daylily: I didn't interrupt you, you interrupted...
Freesia: Hey, Sunshine, have you been to the Nestbox Shoppe recently?

 

[Fluffers]

Daylily: You hit the control key on a Windows, or...
Freesia: Ohh! Badminton!
Daylily: Or the Command key on a Mac, and then...
Colonal: I know, they need more emojis.
Daylily:

Freesia: Day, what's wrong?
Daylily: YOU HIT THE CONTROL OR COMMAND KEY, AND THEN RIGHT-CLICK ON THE WORD THAT IS MISSPELLED TO ACCESS YOUR INTERNET BROWSER'S SPELLCHECK WHEN USING BYC!
Colonel: Seriously? You interrupted us just to say that?
Daylily: I didn't interrupt you, you interrupted...
Freesia: Hey, Sunshine, have you been to the Nestbox Shoppe recently?

sunshine: yea! i begged feathery to take me there after we went to coop goods to get some more wood chips

 

[earlybird10842]

Freesia: They've been having some great sales recently! Did you sang a flight harness for the new school year yet?

 

[Fluffers]

Sunshine: no we forgot! FEATHERY!! DRIVE ME TO NESTBOX SHOP!!!
Feathery: IM RELAXING DRIVE YOURSELF!
Sunshine: I don't have a car-
Feathery: WAIT i take that back u dont even have a drivers license
sunshine: Grr (walks away
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Tweeter watching little box TV behind nest boxes) Ugh the signal is sooo bad
Sunshine quietly runs behind tweeter) TWEEEEEEEETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tweeter: AHH!!!(jumps up spills popcorn and steps on unpoped kernel) OW! ahh what do you want?!
Sunshine: ITS A HUUUUGE EMERGENCY AND I NEEEEED UUU!!!IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IF YOU DONT LISTEN-
Tweeter: WHAT? this better be important

sunshine: i forgot to get a flight harness!
Tweeter:GO ASK FEATHERY WHILE I CLEAN THIS MESS UP! LITTLE JERRY I GOT SOME TREATS FOR YOU!!
sunshine: Hmmpf!

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Sunshine: well what now. (looking around coop kitchen sees a bread crumb jar (Feathery had bought at Coop Goods) that Feathery keeps her wallet in) ooh! i have an idea
Sunshine (grabs wallet, runs out coop door)
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Little Jerry: (eating up spilled popcorn talking with mouthfull) MMM! where is sunshine?
Tweeter: i dont know know shh! the Real Coop Wives of Kentucky are on ITS THE SEASON FINALE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Little Jerrystares at tweeter)
Tweeter(looks back)
What are u looking at? Eat you floor popcorn!
____At bus stop_____________________________________
Sunshine:alright, roll call! money,cluck county bus ticket,GREAT new back to school outfit, everyone is here and so is the bus(hops on bus)
15 minutes later....
Sunshine: alright here! (hops off bus, walks into nestbox store)Hmmm, Aha! shool supply lists!
________back at the coop______________
Feathery:Tweeter! i cant find sunshine!
Tweeter: me neither! maybe little buff or little Jerry know.
Feathery: yea lets ask.
Tweetery little Jerry,you know where sunshine is?
Feathery:Little Buff, you-
Little Buff: no
Feathery: um
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Sunshine: ok, so i got my harness and OOHH! Cute Shoes!!
Later sunshine walks to checkout counter with shopping cart full of clothes and harness
Checkout goose: Yor total will be 75.93
Sunshinethinking) oh no Feathery is gonna kill me
CG:did u not hear me
Sunshine um no uh, here
CG: Dude this is only 60 bucks
sunshine: (looks through wallet sees credit card.)umm, here
CG: thanks.
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To Be Continued....

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

Raven:what is with you sunshine?OMG!MY MOTHER(who is indeed a human)THAT I HAVE A OLDER SISTER NAMED SUNSHINE THAT DISAPEEERSED ON 4/8/15!she said she is a Easter egger...I don't know what they look like.....


Indigo:IM a Easter egger dummie!

Cinder:me to!

Raven:*draws in slowly*oh...ooohhhhhh

 

[Fluffers]

Sunshine: ooooo