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°The Flight of the Burritos° A RP of Dorito's Vengeance MEMBER PAGE!

  1. HeavensHens88
    MEMBERS OF THIS INSANE AWESOMENESS:
    PeepersMama, Vachick15, Cluckcluck1215, silkieRaiser, Flufferes, LittleBrownie, Bean306, Frost bite88, TheKindaFarmGal, and insanest person of all due to the fact she actually dreamed up this insanity, HeavensHens88.

    Diabolical Dorito Dude:

    Diabolical Dorito Dude's Demonic Henchmen:

    Name: Scientist Albert
    Age: 43
    Gender: Male
    Species/Rank: Creepy Scientist/Lead Scientist at IONS (Institute Of Narqouis Scientists, and yes, I meant for it to spell Ions, XD)
    History: He burned his tongue on a piping hot burrito when he was a kid and now seeks revenge. He wants to destroy all burritos and is a huge supporter of the Evil Dorito Dude, his formulas usually work and he breaks into people's houses to try it on their hidden burritos (because that's not weird at all...). He's a creep that will do anything to destroy burritos and anything that relates to them, including tacos, quesadillas, enchiladas and especially chimichangas. It is his mission in life to defeat every last burrito on Earth and will stop at nothing to reach his goal.
    Description of Bodily Attributes: He wears a lab-coat, that's slightly singed, 24/7 and goggles that make his eyes look huge.
    Personality: Creepy, evil, hates burritos
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: None. Who would want to marry a creepy, burrito hating, scientist? NO ONE!!!
    Children/Pups: None.
    Other: His formula didn't work this time, instead of blowing the burritos up, they came alive and now do weird things like tap dance with frozen bean shoes and play the cheese saxophone.
    Username: Vachick15
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!

    Diabolical Dorito Dude's Dobermans:

    Alpha:

    Name: Dorito Savior (Goes by Jeff)
    Age: 57900765 (He is truly a god)
    Gender: Male
    Species/Rank: Dorito god in Doberman Form /Lead Doberman
    History: unknown....
    Description of Bodily Attributes: The biggest and baddest Doberman out there, no one can beat him!
    Personality: All the personalities
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: The Lead Doberman's Mate
    Children/Pups: One, you'll see XD
    Other: He is truly a Gary Stu XD
    Username: Frost bite88
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE

    Beta:

    Name: Elladorado (goes by B.D.- Burritos Die)
    Age: 1,784
    Gender: Female
    Species/Rank: Doberman/actually an indestructible robot, but no one knows that (weird, she had a pup.... :confused:)/whatever/Beta of Dobermans
    History: She's lived for over a million years. Scratch that, she's only 1,000. A million-year-old Doberman would make no sense, even if it was a robot. She was made by a tribe of monkeys in Jamaica- her original purpose was to scare away all humans.
    The monkeys' plan failed and she killed them all.
    She somehow made it to America and found out how much she despised sour cream. One thing lead to another, and that's how she found herself as a burrito destroyer.
    Description of Bodily Attributes: Massive black Doberman with the typical shocks of lighter fur on her face and chest-
    Except they're blood red.
    Glowing red eyes and claws so long they look like fangs.
    Personality: Murderous. Has absolutely no limitations. Superdog strength due to her secret indenity as a robot. Tenacious and audacious- as stated previously, she put no limits on herself whatsoever. Extremely fast and powerful- can lift a truck on her back. A death machine. Takes immense satisfaction in killing. Laughs a maniacal laugh every time she kills/freezes/rips a burrito. Has an intense fear of butterflies. Is obsessed with shopping at Kohl's.
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: Jeff
    Children/Pups: Taquito
    Other: She's a robot disguised behind an authentic pelt. No one knows that. Will attempt to leap anywhere to escape from a butterfly.
    Username: HeavensHens88
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Is that even a question worth answering?

    Name: Blue
    Age: 4
    Gender: Female
    Species/Rank: Doberman/Member of Evil Dorito Dude's Dobes.
    History: Hidden...
    Description of Bodily Attributes: White and tan dobe with light blue eyes
    Personality: Cold and ruthless on the outside, but wants to join the SADASB because she believes in burrito rights. ("Burrito rights" is the weirdest thing I've ever said, XD)
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: None
    Children/Pups: None
    Other: Nothing really
    Username: Vachick15
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

    Name: Iron
    Age: 3 years
    Gender: Female
    Species/Rank: Doberman (if still open)
    History: adopted my evil dorito dude as innocent puppy trained to attack on his command
    Description of Bodily Attributes: is a doberman
    Personality: ferocious
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: depends
    Children/Pups: depends
    Other: only answers to evil dorito dude
    Username: silkieRaiser
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE

    Name: Minnesota Cuke (MC)
    Age: 1 year
    Gender: Male
    Species/Rank: Doberman
    History: belonged to a doritos factory worker. When doritos briefly lost business due to the new chipotle that had been put in next-door, his owner (Vic) was fired and couldn't afford to keep MC. MC hates and despises burritos because of this.
    Description of Bodily Attributes: is actually a doberman/husky mix. solid black with blue eyes. Built like a super fluffy doberman.
    Personality: Spazzy, freaks out with sorrow randomly, thinks every human he sees is Vic.
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
    Children/Pups: none
    Other: Is gluten-free/has canine version of Celiac's disease.
    Username: PeepersMama
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: sure


    Members of the Society Against Doritos and Saving Burritos:

    Alpha/President:

    Name:Queso
    Age:6 years
    Gender: Male
    Species/Rank:SADASB alpha
    History: Was raised an alley coyote, born outside Chipotle. He is famous for his ability to beg fresh burritos from customers.
    Personality: Seriously devoted to saving burritos. Is calm and strategic, very serious minded, cars about the coyotes he works with.
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
    Children/Pups: none at the moment
    Other: He is a freakishly muscular eaten coyote.
    Username:peepersMama
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: ONLY IN BOWLS from Chipotle

    Beta/Secretary:

    Name: Taquito
    Age: 20 (Is basically a demigod though so she can live for a long time XD)
    Gender: Female
    Species/Rank: half Doberman half Dorito God/ Beta of the SADASB
    History: Has witness the death of thousands of innocent burritos and she finally couldn't take the evilness of all the burrito destroyers so she joined the SADASB and quickly gained their respect and even got to become beta.
    Description of Bodily Attributes: The most perfect of all Dobermans
    Personality:...tbr?...
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
    Children/Pups:none
    Other: Taquito is Dorito Savior's daughter btw...What have I done....
    Username: ...Frost bite88
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    Name Brito cream (short for Burrito cream, aka sour cream)
    age 2
    gender male
    species coyote
    rank: Member of S.A.D.A.S.B
    history: Long Time member. takes his job seriously, but knows how to joke around.
    description: will this work?
    personality: clever, fun
    mate/crush: none
    pups/children: Does his hat cont he treats it like its his baby sooo
    other:He is just plain FABULUS
    username: Flufferes

    Name: Bell Pepper (Goes by Pepper)
    Age: 2
    Gender: Female
    Species/Rank: Coyote/Normal member of SADASB
    History: Hidden.
    Description of Bodily Attributes: A normal coyote with green eyes
    Personality: Kind, and loyal to the SADASB
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: Open
    Children/Pups: None
    Other: Nothing
    Username: Vachick15
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    *Character Form*
    Name: Pablano
    Age: 2
    Gender: Male
    Species/Rank: Newest coyote recruit of SADASB.
    History: Not much. His day job is working at a Californian McDonald's as its mascot. Heard about SADs from a random Chihuahua who smelled like sour cream and could no longer turn a scentless nose to the burritos' plight. Wants to be transferred to WaWa to advocate for their Burrito Bowls
    Description of Bodily Attributes: Handsome golden coyote with grey undercoat. Wears a burrito-shaped bandanna around his forehead and ears.
    Personality: Easygoing and helpful. Is obsessed with indulging on peppers, which in turn have the inevitable consequences on a canine. Naive when it comes to worldly matters and highly inexperienced when it comes to economical reasoning. Has a knack for getting himself into physical and verbal jams.
    Spouse/Mate/Crush: None yet.
    Children/Pups: Nope.
    Other: Has absolutely no clue what the terms "society", "economy", or "Doritos" mean.
    Username: HeavensHens88
    DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Seriously, Sarah, these rhetorical questions are EVERYWHERE. [​IMG]


    Chihuahua Tribe:



    MEXICAN FOOD:

    Burritos:

    Name: Bob the Goat (BG)
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): GLUTIN FWEE
    What kind of meat:GOAT
    Vegetables?: lettuce, beans, peppers, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños
    Cheese?: GOAT CHEEZE
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": GUACAMOLEH, pio DE gallo
    Your spiciness level: 20
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: yes, but not enough to dampen the spiciness
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: after three bites your mouth goes numb and you can't taste it at all :p
    Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: frozen - if the ice could freeze da spiciness
    Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: what commercial company would make a burrito this spicy?!
    Username: PeepersMama

    Name: Chili
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
    What kind of meat: Chunks of beef and chicken
    Vegetables?: lettuce tomatos
    Cheese?: Mixed Mexican
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit":
    Your spiciness level: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ( I don't know if this is a real number)
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Yes
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
    Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: Hidden
    Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade
    Username: Bean306

    Name: Bert
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Wheat
    What kind of meat: Beef
    Vegetables?: Lettuce, onions and I'll be nice and say that beans are veggies too. tongue.png
    Cheese?: Cheddar
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (What do YOU call avocado and tomatoes?? Vegetables??) Avocado and tomato
    Your spiciness level: On a scale of one to ten, eight.
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: No! it makes me soggy.
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 100000000000000000000
    Are you frozen or hidden?: Both, hidden in an industrial freezer in a hidden fortress in Colorado.
    Are you homemade or a commercial: Homemade!
    Username: TheKindaFarmGal

    Name: Buenos
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
    What kind of meat: Chicken
    Vegetables?: Peppers, Onions, Beans, and Rice.
    Cheese?: Swiss :plbb
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Avocado
    Your spiciness level: 17646865775687
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Duh. Who eats a burrito without sour cream?
    Seriously, I don't know a Sarah who would write such rhetorical questions. lol.png
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000
    Are you frozen or hidden?: Still in Mexico. In an old lady's fridge.
    Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade

    Name: Paleo
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Kale :plbb
    What kind of meat: Vegetarian and Vegan
    Vegetables?: Kale, lettuce, onions, and beans.
    Cheese?: Vegan American (In other words, fake cheese. :tongue)
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Tomatoes.
    Your spiciness level: 0
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: I'm a vegan burrito. That'd totally ruin the point.
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: :sick
    Are you frozen or hidden?: In a Turkey Hill in Massachusetts. About to be confiscated by Dobermans.
    Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Commercial- what kind of a true Mexican would make a vegan burrito?!?! :rant

    Name: Thine Royal Spicerno (AKA the Spice Man)
    Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): PepperCorn :lau
    What kind of meat: Bell Pepper
    Vegetables?: Jalapeno Peppers
    Cheese?: Habanero Peppers
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Poblano Peppers
    Your spiciness level: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
    Basically, virtually impossible to eat. :p
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Sour cream may be the only way to save your life.
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: If you can survive, 10. :cool:
    Are you frozen or hidden?: Frozen.
    Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: No one knows. Most likely made by an old guy who eats nothing but peppers, grows nothing but peppers, lives in nothing but peppers, watches nothing but peppers.... :p
    Username: HeavensHens88

    Tacos:

    Name: Queen of Stache
    Info: Although I'm a female taco, I magically grew a stache because I'm a queen.
    Type of Tortilla: Flour
    What kind of meat: CARNE ASADA
    Vegetables?: Cilantro
    Cheese?: No
    If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (-( I'm the queen of authentic tacos from Mexico.
    Your spiciness level: As spicy as I want to be (-(
    Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream? :no
    Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:π
    Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: HIDDEN WITHIN THE CILANTRO
    Are you homemade or a commercial taco?: Made in Mexico
    Username: LittleBrownie

    Quesadillas:

    Chimichangas:

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  1. vachick15
    *head explodes into a cloud of fire because does not see Bob Da Epic Burrito*

    JK :p
    1. HeavensHens88
      I know I forgot I ton of people! :oops:
      And burritos. :lau
      Gotta fix it....
    2. vachick15

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