MEMBERS OF THIS INSANE AWESOMENESS:
PeepersMama, Vachick15, Cluckcluck1215, silkieRaiser, Flufferes, LittleBrownie, Bean306, Frost bite88, TheKindaFarmGal, and insanest person of all due to the fact she actually dreamed up this insanity, HeavensHens88.
Diabolical Dorito Dude:
Diabolical Dorito Dude's Demonic Henchmen:
Name: Scientist Albert
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Creepy Scientist/Lead Scientist at IONS (Institute Of Narqouis Scientists, and yes, I meant for it to spell Ions, XD)
History: He burned his tongue on a piping hot burrito when he was a kid and now seeks revenge. He wants to destroy all burritos and is a huge supporter of the Evil Dorito Dude, his formulas usually work and he breaks into people's houses to try it on their hidden burritos (because that's not weird at all...). He's a creep that will do anything to destroy burritos and anything that relates to them, including tacos, quesadillas, enchiladas and especially chimichangas. It is his mission in life to defeat every last burrito on Earth and will stop at nothing to reach his goal.
Description of Bodily Attributes: He wears a lab-coat, that's slightly singed, 24/7 and goggles that make his eyes look huge.
Personality: Creepy, evil, hates burritos
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None. Who would want to marry a creepy, burrito hating, scientist? NO ONE!!!
Children/Pups: None.
Other: His formula didn't work this time, instead of blowing the burritos up, they came alive and now do weird things like tap dance with frozen bean shoes and play the cheese saxophone.
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!
Diabolical Dorito Dude's Dobermans:
Alpha:
Name: Dorito Savior (Goes by Jeff)
Age: 57900765 (He is truly a god)
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Dorito god in Doberman Form /Lead Doberman
History: unknown....
Description of Bodily Attributes: The biggest and baddest Doberman out there, no one can beat him!
Personality: All the personalities
Spouse/Mate/Crush: The Lead Doberman's Mate
Children/Pups: One, you'll see XD
Other: He is truly a Gary Stu XD
Username: Frost bite88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE
Beta:
Name: Elladorado (goes by B.D.- Burritos Die)
Age: 1,784
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/actually an indestructible robot, but no one knows that (weird, she had a pup....
)/whatever/Beta of Dobermans
History:She's lived for over a million years. Scratch that, she's only 1,000. A million-year-old Doberman would make no sense, even if it was a robot. She was made by a tribe of monkeys in Jamaica- her original purpose was to scare away all humans.
The monkeys' plan failed and she killed them all.
She somehow made it to America and found out how much she despised sour cream. One thing lead to another, and that's how she found herself as a burrito destroyer.
Description of Bodily Attributes: Massive black Doberman with the typical shocks of lighter fur on her face and chest-
Except they're blood red.
Glowing red eyes and claws so long they look like fangs.
Personality: Murderous. Has absolutely no limitations. Superdog strength due to her secret indenity as a robot. Tenacious and audacious- as stated previously, she put no limits on herself whatsoever. Extremely fast and powerful- can lift a truck on her back. A death machine. Takes immense satisfaction in killing. Laughs a maniacal laugh every time she kills/freezes/rips a burrito. Has an intense fear of butterflies. Is obsessed with shopping at Kohl's.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Jeff
Children/Pups: Taquito
Other: She's a robot disguised behind an authentic pelt. No one knows that. Will attempt to leap anywhere to escape from a butterfly.
Username: HeavensHens88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Is that even a question worth answering?
Name: Blue
Age: 4
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/Member of Evil Dorito Dude's Dobes.
History: Hidden...
Description of Bodily Attributes: White and tan dobe with light blue eyes
Personality: Cold and ruthless on the outside, but wants to join the SADASB because she believes in burrito rights. ("Burrito rights" is the weirdest thing I've ever said, XD)
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None
Children/Pups: None
Other: Nothing really
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
Name: Iron
Age: 3 years
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman (if still open)
History: adopted my evil dorito dude as innocent puppy trained to attack on his command
Description of Bodily Attributes: is a doberman
Personality: ferocious
Spouse/Mate/Crush: depends
Children/Pups: depends
Other: only answers to evil dorito dude
Username: silkieRaiser
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE
Name: Minnesota Cuke (MC)
Age: 1 year
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Doberman
History: belonged to a doritos factory worker. When doritos briefly lost business due to the new chipotle that had been put in next-door, his owner (Vic) was fired and couldn't afford to keep MC. MC hates and despises burritos because of this.
Description of Bodily Attributes: is actually a doberman/husky mix. solid black with blue eyes. Built like a super fluffy doberman.
Personality: Spazzy, freaks out with sorrow randomly, thinks every human he sees is Vic.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none
Other: Is gluten-free/has canine version of Celiac's disease.
Username: PeepersMama
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: sure
Members of the Society Against Doritos and Saving Burritos:
Alpha/President:
Name:Queso
Age:6 years
Gender: Male
Species/Rank:SADASB alpha
History: Was raised an alley coyote, born outside Chipotle. He is famous for his ability to beg fresh burritos from customers.
Personality: Seriously devoted to saving burritos. Is calm and strategic, very serious minded, cars about the coyotes he works with.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none at the moment
Other: He is a freakishly muscular eaten coyote.
Username
eepersMama
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: ONLY IN BOWLS from Chipotle
Beta/Secretary:
Name: Taquito
Age: 20 (Is basically a demigod though so she can live for a long time XD)
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: half Doberman half Dorito God/ Beta of the SADASB
History: Has witness the death of thousands of innocent burritos and she finally couldn't take the evilness of all the burrito destroyers so she joined the SADASB and quickly gained their respect and even got to become beta.
Description of Bodily Attributes: The most perfect of all Dobermans
Personality:...tbr?...
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups:none
Other: Taquito is Dorito Savior's daughter btw...What have I done....
Username: ...Frost bite88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Name Brito cream (short for Burrito cream, aka sour cream)
age 2
gender male
species coyote
rank: Member of S.A.D.A.S.B
history: Long Time member. takes his job seriously, but knows how to joke around.
description: will this work?
personality: clever, fun
mate/crush: none
pups/children: Does his hat cont he treats it like its his baby sooo
other:He is just plain FABULUS
username: Flufferes
Name: Bell Pepper (Goes by Pepper)
Age: 2
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Coyote/Normal member of SADASB
History: Hidden.
Description of Bodily Attributes: A normal coyote with green eyes
Personality: Kind, and loyal to the SADASB
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Open
Children/Pups: None
Other: Nothing
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*Character Form*
Name: Pablano
Age: 2
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Newest coyote recruit of SADASB.
History: Not much. His day job is working at a Californian McDonald's as its mascot. Heard about SADs from a random Chihuahua who smelled like sour cream and could no longer turn a scentless nose to the burritos' plight. Wants to be transferred to WaWa to advocate for their Burrito Bowls
Description of Bodily Attributes: Handsome golden coyote with grey undercoat. Wears a burrito-shaped bandanna around his forehead and ears.
Personality: Easygoing and helpful. Is obsessed with indulging on peppers, which in turn have the inevitable consequences on a canine. Naive when it comes to worldly matters and highly inexperienced when it comes to economical reasoning. Has a knack for getting himself into physical and verbal jams.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None yet.
Children/Pups: Nope.
Other: Has absolutely no clue what the terms "society", "economy", or "Doritos" mean.
Username: HeavensHens88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Seriously, Sarah, these rhetorical questions are EVERYWHERE.
Chihuahua Tribe:
MEXICAN FOOD:
Burritos:
Name: Bob the Goat (BG)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): GLUTIN FWEE
What kind of meat:GOAT
Vegetables?: lettuce, beans, peppers, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños
Cheese?: GOAT CHEEZE
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": GUACAMOLEH, pio DE gallo
Your spiciness level: 20
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: yes, but not enough to dampen the spiciness
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: after three bites your mouth goes numb and you can't taste it at all
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: frozen - if the ice could freeze da spiciness
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: what commercial company would make a burrito this spicy?!
Username: PeepersMama
Name: Chili
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
What kind of meat: Chunks of beef and chicken
Vegetables?: lettuce tomatos
Cheese?: Mixed Mexican
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit":
Your spiciness level: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ( I don't know if this is a real number)
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Yes
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: Hidden
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade
Username: Bean306
Name: Bert
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Wheat
What kind of meat: Beef
Vegetables?: Lettuce, onions and I'll be nice and say that beans are veggies too. tongue.png
Cheese?: Cheddar
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (What do YOU call avocado and tomatoes?? Vegetables??) Avocado and tomato
Your spiciness level: On a scale of one to ten, eight.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: No! it makes me soggy.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 100000000000000000000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Both, hidden in an industrial freezer in a hidden fortress in Colorado.
Are you homemade or a commercial: Homemade!
Username: TheKindaFarmGal
Name: Buenos
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
What kind of meat: Chicken
Vegetables?: Peppers, Onions, Beans, and Rice.
Cheese?: Swiss
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Avocado
Your spiciness level: 17646865775687
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Duh. Who eats a burrito without sour cream?
Seriously, I don't know a Sarah who would write such rhetorical questions. lol.png
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Still in Mexico. In an old lady's fridge.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade
Name: Paleo
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Kale
What kind of meat: Vegetarian and Vegan
Vegetables?: Kale, lettuce, onions, and beans.
Cheese?: Vegan American (In other words, fake cheese.
)
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Tomatoes.
Your spiciness level: 0
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: I'm a vegan burrito. That'd totally ruin the point.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:
Are you frozen or hidden?: In a Turkey Hill in Massachusetts. About to be confiscated by Dobermans.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Commercial- what kind of a true Mexican would make a vegan burrito?!?!
Name: Thine Royal Spicerno (AKA the Spice Man)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): PepperCorn
What kind of meat: Bell Pepper
Vegetables?: Jalapeno Peppers
Cheese?: Habanero Peppers
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Poblano Peppers
Your spiciness level: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Basically, virtually impossible to eat.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Sour cream may be the only way to save your life.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: If you can survive, 10.
Are you frozen or hidden?: Frozen.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: No one knows. Most likely made by an old guy who eats nothing but peppers, grows nothing but peppers, lives in nothing but peppers, watches nothing but peppers....
Username: HeavensHens88
Tacos:
Name: Queen of Stache
Info: Although I'm a female taco, I magically grew a stache because I'm a queen.
Type of Tortilla: Flour
What kind of meat: CARNE ASADA
Vegetables?: Cilantro
Cheese?: No
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (-( I'm the queen of authentic tacos from Mexico.
Your spiciness level: As spicy as I want to be (-(
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream? :no
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:π
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: HIDDEN WITHIN THE CILANTRO
Are you homemade or a commercial taco?: Made in Mexico
Username: LittleBrownie
Quesadillas:
Chimichangas:
PeepersMama, Vachick15, Cluckcluck1215, silkieRaiser, Flufferes, LittleBrownie, Bean306, Frost bite88, TheKindaFarmGal, and insanest person of all due to the fact she actually dreamed up this insanity, HeavensHens88.
Diabolical Dorito Dude:
Diabolical Dorito Dude's Demonic Henchmen:
Name: Scientist Albert
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Creepy Scientist/Lead Scientist at IONS (Institute Of Narqouis Scientists, and yes, I meant for it to spell Ions, XD)
History: He burned his tongue on a piping hot burrito when he was a kid and now seeks revenge. He wants to destroy all burritos and is a huge supporter of the Evil Dorito Dude, his formulas usually work and he breaks into people's houses to try it on their hidden burritos (because that's not weird at all...). He's a creep that will do anything to destroy burritos and anything that relates to them, including tacos, quesadillas, enchiladas and especially chimichangas. It is his mission in life to defeat every last burrito on Earth and will stop at nothing to reach his goal.
Description of Bodily Attributes: He wears a lab-coat, that's slightly singed, 24/7 and goggles that make his eyes look huge.
Personality: Creepy, evil, hates burritos
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None. Who would want to marry a creepy, burrito hating, scientist? NO ONE!!!
Children/Pups: None.
Other: His formula didn't work this time, instead of blowing the burritos up, they came alive and now do weird things like tap dance with frozen bean shoes and play the cheese saxophone.
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!
Diabolical Dorito Dude's Dobermans:
Alpha:
Name: Dorito Savior (Goes by Jeff)
Age: 57900765 (He is truly a god)
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Dorito god in Doberman Form /Lead Doberman
History: unknown....
Description of Bodily Attributes: The biggest and baddest Doberman out there, no one can beat him!
Personality: All the personalities
Spouse/Mate/Crush: The Lead Doberman's Mate
Children/Pups: One, you'll see XD
Other: He is truly a Gary Stu XD
Username: Frost bite88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE
Beta:
Name: Elladorado (goes by B.D.- Burritos Die)
Age: 1,784
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/actually an indestructible robot, but no one knows that (weird, she had a pup....
)/whatever/Beta of DobermansHistory:
The monkeys' plan failed and she killed them all.
She somehow made it to America and found out how much she despised sour cream. One thing lead to another, and that's how she found herself as a burrito destroyer.
Description of Bodily Attributes: Massive black Doberman with the typical shocks of lighter fur on her face and chest-
Except they're blood red.
Glowing red eyes and claws so long they look like fangs.
Personality: Murderous. Has absolutely no limitations. Superdog strength due to her secret indenity as a robot. Tenacious and audacious- as stated previously, she put no limits on herself whatsoever. Extremely fast and powerful- can lift a truck on her back. A death machine. Takes immense satisfaction in killing. Laughs a maniacal laugh every time she kills/freezes/rips a burrito. Has an intense fear of butterflies. Is obsessed with shopping at Kohl's.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Jeff
Children/Pups: Taquito
Other: She's a robot disguised behind an authentic pelt. No one knows that. Will attempt to leap anywhere to escape from a butterfly.
Username: HeavensHens88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Is that even a question worth answering?
Name: Blue
Age: 4
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/Member of Evil Dorito Dude's Dobes.
History: Hidden...
Description of Bodily Attributes: White and tan dobe with light blue eyes
Personality: Cold and ruthless on the outside, but wants to join the SADASB because she believes in burrito rights. ("Burrito rights" is the weirdest thing I've ever said, XD)
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None
Children/Pups: None
Other: Nothing really
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
Name: Iron
Age: 3 years
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman (if still open)
History: adopted my evil dorito dude as innocent puppy trained to attack on his command
Description of Bodily Attributes: is a doberman
Personality: ferocious
Spouse/Mate/Crush: depends
Children/Pups: depends
Other: only answers to evil dorito dude
Username: silkieRaiser
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE
Name: Minnesota Cuke (MC)
Age: 1 year
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Doberman
History: belonged to a doritos factory worker. When doritos briefly lost business due to the new chipotle that had been put in next-door, his owner (Vic) was fired and couldn't afford to keep MC. MC hates and despises burritos because of this.
Description of Bodily Attributes: is actually a doberman/husky mix. solid black with blue eyes. Built like a super fluffy doberman.
Personality: Spazzy, freaks out with sorrow randomly, thinks every human he sees is Vic.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none
Other: Is gluten-free/has canine version of Celiac's disease.
Username: PeepersMama
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: sure
Members of the Society Against Doritos and Saving Burritos:
Alpha/President:
Name:Queso
Age:6 years
Gender: Male
Species/Rank:SADASB alpha
History: Was raised an alley coyote, born outside Chipotle. He is famous for his ability to beg fresh burritos from customers.
Personality: Seriously devoted to saving burritos. Is calm and strategic, very serious minded, cars about the coyotes he works with.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none at the moment
Other: He is a freakishly muscular eaten coyote.
Username
eepersMamaDO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: ONLY IN BOWLS from Chipotle
Beta/Secretary:
Name: Taquito
Age: 20 (Is basically a demigod though so she can live for a long time XD)
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: half Doberman half Dorito God/ Beta of the SADASB
History: Has witness the death of thousands of innocent burritos and she finally couldn't take the evilness of all the burrito destroyers so she joined the SADASB and quickly gained their respect and even got to become beta.
Description of Bodily Attributes: The most perfect of all Dobermans
Personality:...tbr?...
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups:none
Other: Taquito is Dorito Savior's daughter btw...What have I done....
Username: ...Frost bite88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Name Brito cream (short for Burrito cream, aka sour cream)
age 2
gender male
species coyote
rank: Member of S.A.D.A.S.B
history: Long Time member. takes his job seriously, but knows how to joke around.
description: will this work?
personality: clever, fun
mate/crush: none
pups/children: Does his hat cont he treats it like its his baby sooo
other:He is just plain FABULUS
username: Flufferes
Name: Bell Pepper (Goes by Pepper)
Age: 2
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Coyote/Normal member of SADASB
History: Hidden.
Description of Bodily Attributes: A normal coyote with green eyes
Personality: Kind, and loyal to the SADASB
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Open
Children/Pups: None
Other: Nothing
Username: Vachick15
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*Character Form*
Name: Pablano
Age: 2
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Newest coyote recruit of SADASB.
History: Not much. His day job is working at a Californian McDonald's as its mascot. Heard about SADs from a random Chihuahua who smelled like sour cream and could no longer turn a scentless nose to the burritos' plight. Wants to be transferred to WaWa to advocate for their Burrito Bowls
Description of Bodily Attributes: Handsome golden coyote with grey undercoat. Wears a burrito-shaped bandanna around his forehead and ears.
Personality: Easygoing and helpful. Is obsessed with indulging on peppers, which in turn have the inevitable consequences on a canine. Naive when it comes to worldly matters and highly inexperienced when it comes to economical reasoning. Has a knack for getting himself into physical and verbal jams.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None yet.
Children/Pups: Nope.
Other: Has absolutely no clue what the terms "society", "economy", or "Doritos" mean.
Username: HeavensHens88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Seriously, Sarah, these rhetorical questions are EVERYWHERE.
Chihuahua Tribe:
MEXICAN FOOD:
Burritos:
Name: Bob the Goat (BG)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): GLUTIN FWEE
What kind of meat:GOAT
Vegetables?: lettuce, beans, peppers, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños
Cheese?: GOAT CHEEZE
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": GUACAMOLEH, pio DE gallo
Your spiciness level: 20
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: yes, but not enough to dampen the spiciness
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: after three bites your mouth goes numb and you can't taste it at all
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: frozen - if the ice could freeze da spiciness
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: what commercial company would make a burrito this spicy?!
Username: PeepersMama
Name: Chili
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
What kind of meat: Chunks of beef and chicken
Vegetables?: lettuce tomatos
Cheese?: Mixed Mexican
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit":
Your spiciness level: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ( I don't know if this is a real number)
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Yes
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: Hidden
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade
Username: Bean306
Name: Bert
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Wheat
What kind of meat: Beef
Vegetables?: Lettuce, onions and I'll be nice and say that beans are veggies too. tongue.png
Cheese?: Cheddar
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (What do YOU call avocado and tomatoes?? Vegetables??) Avocado and tomato
Your spiciness level: On a scale of one to ten, eight.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: No! it makes me soggy.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 100000000000000000000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Both, hidden in an industrial freezer in a hidden fortress in Colorado.
Are you homemade or a commercial: Homemade!
Username: TheKindaFarmGal
Name: Buenos
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
What kind of meat: Chicken
Vegetables?: Peppers, Onions, Beans, and Rice.
Cheese?: Swiss
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Avocado
Your spiciness level: 17646865775687
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Duh. Who eats a burrito without sour cream?
Seriously, I don't know a Sarah who would write such rhetorical questions. lol.png
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Still in Mexico. In an old lady's fridge.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade
Name: Paleo
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Kale
What kind of meat: Vegetarian and Vegan
Vegetables?: Kale, lettuce, onions, and beans.
Cheese?: Vegan American (In other words, fake cheese.
)If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Tomatoes.
Your spiciness level: 0
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: I'm a vegan burrito. That'd totally ruin the point.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:
Are you frozen or hidden?: In a Turkey Hill in Massachusetts. About to be confiscated by Dobermans.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Commercial- what kind of a true Mexican would make a vegan burrito?!?!
Name: Thine Royal Spicerno (AKA the Spice Man)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): PepperCorn
What kind of meat: Bell Pepper
Vegetables?: Jalapeno Peppers
Cheese?: Habanero Peppers
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Poblano Peppers
Your spiciness level: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Basically, virtually impossible to eat.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Sour cream may be the only way to save your life.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: If you can survive, 10.
Are you frozen or hidden?: Frozen.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: No one knows. Most likely made by an old guy who eats nothing but peppers, grows nothing but peppers, lives in nothing but peppers, watches nothing but peppers....
Username: HeavensHens88
Tacos:
Name: Queen of Stache
Info: Although I'm a female taco, I magically grew a stache because I'm a queen.
Type of Tortilla: Flour
What kind of meat: CARNE ASADA
Vegetables?: Cilantro
Cheese?: No
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (-( I'm the queen of authentic tacos from Mexico.
Your spiciness level: As spicy as I want to be (-(
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream? :no
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:π
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: HIDDEN WITHIN THE CILANTRO
Are you homemade or a commercial taco?: Made in Mexico
Username: LittleBrownie
Quesadillas:
Chimichangas:
