Crossing The Road… And a Ton of Other Chicken-Related Jokes!

By BYC Support, Jan 12, 2012 | Updated: Mar 11, 2013 | | |
  1. BYC Support
    Here at Backyard chickens we're not just about work. We all enjoy a good joke. [​IMG]



    Why did the Chicken cross the road:

    • To prove to the deer that it could be done
    • It wanted to show it was not a chicken.
    • Because the referee shouted fowl.



    Egg Jokes:

    It's the evil chicken that lays the deviled egg

    What part did the egg play in the movies?
    He was an Egg-stra.



    Q. Why was the father egg so strict
    A. He was hard-boiled.



    Q. What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
    A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.



    Q. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
    A. Because they will crack up!


    Chicken Jokes:

    Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
    A: They go on
    peck-nics!


    Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
    A:
    Coop-cakes!


    Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    A: Because if had four doors it would be a
    chicken sedan!




    Do you have your own chicken related jokes? Comment them below or add them to the following threads:

    https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/606445/chicken-jokes

    https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/361647/chicken-jokes

    https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/234833/chicken-jokes

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  1. Justin1
    They are funny jokes
  2. SarniaTricia
    Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
    A: They go on peck-nics!

    Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
    A: Coop-cakes!
    Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
  3. seismic wonder2
    A chicken walks into a bar and asks, "Got any Corn Liquor?" The bartender says, "Hey! Get out of here! we don't serve chickens!" so she leaves....a few minutes later she comes in and asks, "Hey, You got any Corn Liquor?" the bartender yells, "Get the cluck out of here! We don't serve chickens!" So she leaves....a few minutes later, in she comes again and asks for corn liquor...The bartender screams, "GET THE FLOCK OUT!! WE DONT SERVE CHICKENS IN HERE!!! IF YOU COME BACK, I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!"...\Without a word she lowers her head and makes her way outside......not 10 minutes later, there she is right up on the bar giving the bartender the stink eye asks, "DO YOU HAVE A HAMMER?" Stunned the bartender says, "well...um...No." She Says, "Well then , do you have any corn liquor?"
  4. ChicKat
    It's the evil chicken that lays the deviled egg
  5. eggman6117
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To prove to the deer that it could be done

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