Here at Backyard chickens we're not just about work. We all enjoy a good joke.
Why did the Chicken cross the road:
- To prove to the deer that it could be done
- It wanted to show it was not a chicken.
- Because the referee shouted fowl.
It's the evil chicken that lays the deviled egg
What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an Egg-stra.
Q. Why was the father egg so strict
A. He was hard-boiled.
Q. What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
Q. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
A. Because they will crack up!
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Do you have your own chicken related jokes? Comment them below or add them to the following threads:
Crossing The Road… And a Ton of Other Chicken-Related Jokes!
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