Crossing The Road… And a Ton of Other Chicken-Related Jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the deer that it could be done

It's the evil chicken that lays the deviled egg

A chicken walks into a bar and asks, "Got any Corn Liquor?" The bartender says, "Hey! Get out of here! we don't serve chickens!" so she leaves....a few minutes later she comes in and asks, "Hey, You got any Corn Liquor?" the bartender yells, "Get the cluck out of here! We don't serve chickens!" So she leaves....a few minutes later, in she comes again and asks for corn liquor...The bartender screams, "GET THE FLOCK OUT!! WE DONT SERVE CHICKENS IN HERE!!! IF YOU COME BACK, I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!"...\Without a word she lowers her head and makes her way outside......not 10 minutes later, there she is right up on the bar giving the bartender the stink eye asks, "DO YOU HAVE A HAMMER?" Stunned the bartender says, "well...um...No." She Says, "Well then , do you have any corn liquor?"

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

They are funny jokes