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What a wife needs The husband and wife go to a male counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the...

sharing of marriage The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN...

Only in Louisiana - you have to love this lawyer - It's too good not to share! Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan could be granted if...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our...

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Stake and Mushrooms !/2lb Button Mushrooms ½ stick of butter 1 or 2tbl spoon granulated Garlic In a frying pan or Cast Iron skillet melt butter, add Mushrooms and Garlic and stir till the Mushrooms are a deep golden drown. Serve over Stake. ---- Portabella Burgers Ingredients 4 portabella...

Question: This is my first time growing paprika peppers. Do they turn red on the plant? Or do they turn red as you dry them? I know this has nothing to do with Chickens or Egg’s, but I do like paprika on chicken. Also is this true? Is Paprika just a red bell pepper? I got this information...

I have White Leghorns that are about one year old. Two of them have gotten where they can hardly walk, they do walk, but with great effort and just a few feet and just lay down. There is no outward signs other than there tail fathers droop. What’s up with them?

Does anyone know how to stop a roster from crowing at all hours of the night? Ps, that does not include buck tape or an Ax.

Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart Superstore. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't...

Pops Salsa 2 small “Tomatillos”= [Spanish green tomato with a paper skin around the tomato] chopped small. 2 tablespoons of Vegetarian “soyrizo”,[“choeizo” made with pork.] It is Spanish spices in a plastic sausage casing. [Made by “melissas”] ½ Pasilla Chili pod [take seeds out] 1...

Funny Ya all are a bunch of practical jokers! I love it. You guys have got some great stories. When I was 12 I learn this practical joke. You ask someone to feel your jaw for a lump, when they get there hand close to your jaw you growl and snap at there hand like your going to bite...

When my son was 17, he got a job at a major supermarket. One of the first jobs his manger gives him was to go mop the walk in freezer floor. My Daughter got a job at the same supermarket and on her first day on the job the manger told her, I want you to go and shake the sallied dressing...

Quote: Thank you for posting this. I also coped this to save, and am going to give it a try. I remember as a kid, Mom use to buy powder eggs, and added water to make scrambled eggs when we went camping.