Why Jacksepticeye
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My snake ate his mouse face-first and it was like the world's most epic makeout session.
Writing an entire essay so when I leave for California my parents won't accidentally kill my animals.
Feeding my snake live mice is a morbid game of "Which one do I hate the most."
Hi.
Come together and love 'Merica.
I have so many henna tattoos on me that I look like an Indian gang member.
I haven't dropped by Mcdonalds lately.
Toilet paper ads disturb me. Everyone is obsessed with wiping soft stuff on their butts.
I am starting to hate acronyms. All my life I thought "SMH" was just a sound of indifference. Whoops. -
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