Stare stupidly I'm afraid. I'm the mom in this outfit, and If I dont' cook, it's probobly not going to happen most days.
wwydi your chickens started growing purple feathers?
I'd let it hit the hen house I'm afraid. My house is more important (but just barely).
wwydi you had to either wear a chicken on your head all day, or a bra outside you clothes all day (boy or girl) LOL
Be very surprised once I found out. (I have had this happen, my partridge Cochin some years ago disappeared in the fall, and I thought she was lost, but she'd escaped to a giant bush to lay her eggs, and ethen set. She came off the nest in early November with chicks)
WWYDI if one of your...
Enjoy some peace and quiet!! My DH and kids love music and I hear it all the time. I like music, just not from 6:30 am until 10 pm every single day.
wwydi you were offered 6 geese?
I would kill her, but I sure wouldn't like it.
WWYDI if you had to choose between eating your favorite bird, or putting it into a pen with 4 mean poodles until it died. Either way it died. WWYD??
I would be delighted! I might have to paint my new coop like that. It looks like my 137 year old barn. :D
wwydi You woke up with your birds in bed with you....all of them.
I'd say than you, and grab some boxes!!! (I've had this happen)
WWYDI you were told you could have 3000 dollers in new chickens, but only after you kept geese for a year?
Celebrate, and offer you some Javas, or midget white turkeys, or ancona duck, or maybe even exhibition dewlap toulouse.
wwydi your new hatches from your eggs had a decidedly pink tint to them?