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My family is needy. Four kids 6 and under; needy, needy, needy.
Actually, the eggs from our chickens have been a blessing this past year. Things have been bad in our industry and food prices have skyrocketed. I don't think they're going down any time soon, either.
My first 4 were in...
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My family is needy. Four kids 6 and under; needy, needy, needy.
Actually, the eggs from our chickens have been a blessing this past year. Things have been bad in our industry and food prices have skyrocketed. I don't think they're going down any time soon, either.
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I'm sorry, my white horse is at the cleaners.
I have some bluing.
You bring the bluing, I'll bring some pinking shears, and together we'll go green.
*ahem* This is serious business, folks. I'm afraid that half of The Warden's Icelandic chickens flock must be moved immediately to an undisclosed secure location. And an emu chick.
No, make that two emu chicks. There's a bad case of Ineedemuitis going around. Stay back, and stay calm. Please...
I'm the Official Inspector for my Zone. I will be along soon to check on justuschickens59's English Orpingtons. Some confiscations may be necessary. It's for the good of the eggs, people. Trust me, I'm an expert.
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.