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Really only 1.5 types of friends. . .

Saw this being sold online.

Tell that to drivers in NJ!

Rather than argue, I always just gave an old number that I no longer used. I still make up dates of birth when they require one, unless it's an official thing. I make up email addresses, too, if they ask just to give me a shipping cost. That is none of their business, especially with identity theft.

Turtle tail! I think it's a glove.

I lose track of my phone, only to realize it's in my hand. Strangely, I've never lost my glasses on my face, though!

So nice to hear from the one who started it all, Mike! This thread gives me a chuckle every day. Thanks for starting it!

Nice father! I'd be asking why you were running a wash for a single t-shirt!

I loved Captain Kangaroo! And Mr. Green Jeans. Such good shows back then, and no merchandise tie-ins, either!

It's coming for us tonight!

Reminds me of my friend who, as a child, told her brother he was adopted. He asked his mother, who told my friend to stop telling him stories. My friend retaliated by asking him if he thought his mother would tell him the truth!

Can I come over? :drool

Happy Nrw Year's Day, all! 🥳

Same to you, @cavemanrich !

Mean, but sane.

That one took me a while!

Cadbury creme eggs. . . :drool I love the mini ones -- regular size is actually too much sweet at once -- but they're nearly impossible to find.