"Hey Henretta, see this."
*points at a chicken wing while petting Henretta on your lap*
"This is your cousin Eggy. She was too loud. Are you loud Henretta?"
You can! I never did it but you can! Chickens can be trained to come when called, jump on shoulders on command, eat only on command, dance, and play the piano.
There has to be chickens and other poultry roaming around, all potty trained of course! Also, a play area to put poultry while we go shopping. Also! Chicken treat bars! Fried crickets, whole wheat bug bars, bug flour mealworm cookies and cakes for the poultry! A free access pan to cook eggs if a...