Ba"hahahaha!:gig My husband would probably spit it out and ask where I got it, thinking it was some throw away food or from the reduced rack...he's nice nasty like that.:lol:
When you have a whole Saturday to yourself and all you do is mess with the chickens outside, get online to look at more chickens and then go on a chicken forum to see what the other chicken lovers are up to. I'm pretty sure I'm clucking crazy!🤪
you'll like this then...I know a lady who is home schooling her granddaughter because of Covid and she bought her chicks and told her that they like being read to and that's how she gets her granddaughter to read her required reading. She sits in a little chair and reads out loud and has...
When you go shopping with the girls and they stop at things that shine 💍, pretty shoes👠 and clothes👚 while your looking at anything with a chicken on it.🐓😅
When your son tells you not to offer fresh eggs when he brings his new girlfriend over to meet you.
*She can gradually learn his mother is the crazy chicken Lady and not overwhelm her on the initial introduction. But hey if I don't like her I can always change into my chicken shirt that says'"I...
When you think about planning a will and Thank God that one of your daughter-in -laws will be the perfect one to inherit your chickens If you were to meet a untimely demise because she's a animal freak too.
When you are so over joyed at Christmas because your daughter got you a pair of rubber boots with chickens all over them that you can't get over yourself and you tell your husband who bought you a expensive diamond necklace.."Oh, that's nice dear, now let me go try my boots on!" :celebrate
When you buy your cat salmon cat food and your dogs beef or lamb food instead of chicken flavor because you don't want them to even consider eating one of your chickens.