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The State issued down coat from when I worked for the G&F still fits and still is very, very warm,. It is from 1971. Nowadays, the coats I wear are much lighter and don't last more than a couple of years before things star breaking. It is up to 29°F here, the sun is shining and the wind is...

For the failed deer hunters

Bah humbug.

Absolutely if you get caught not following all of the regulations.

My Rose Comb Legbars lay blue eggs. People really like getting the blue eggs.

No in-laws, no parents. No nearby relatives.

I never have to do any Christmas shopping.

I do have a good lawyer story. One of my aunts was in the lawyer's office to have her final papers, will , etc. done. Once everything was all drawn up and signed, she asked to borrow a pen to write out the check to pay him. Before she got the check signed, she died right there sitting in the...

The last time I talked to a lawyer it was $50 just to have him answer a question.

Of course not.

Nope, no gift wrapping here either. My cuba libre ran empty too quick.

I said BBWs not BBBs.

The BBWs have been bred to start laying at about 5 months old.

You couldn't handle guineas. It's not my fault that you eat your turkeys before they are old enough to lay eggs.

Six more days until the daylight hours start getting longer.

Turkey and guinea eggs are good too.

Don't be a dux lover.

In Ralphie's vocabulary: Wicked Witch Wicked Witch's Daughter Once his mother-in-law died he promoted St. Judy from WWD to WW.

I had a woman dentist for a very brief time. No thank you.

Neither, she is Evil Incarnate. She pulls teeth for a living.