jokes

Hey everyone! Suprised that I couldn't find a thread like this on my homepage. So I made one. Please tell jokes, pull pranks, ask questions, have fun! All BYC rules apply. @JustAChickenLoverOverHere @chickentrains @Lacy Duckwing @CHlCKEN @The Phantom @Weeg @Meri Maura Just people I know...

Hello, this is my first caption contest, I hope you all enjoy! And I also ask, please keep all submissions suitable for all ages! This picture will be my profile, and for a prize, the winning caption will be my new signature! This is your picture, have fun!

I found these tonight and I died laughing and had to share!! :lau :th

Sometimes a game between friends turns a little... fowl. Especially when the ball is discreetly switched with an egg!

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night, the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in, pauses, and yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting into the bath or out of the bath?” The 94 year old yells back, I don’t know, I’ll come and see!” She starts up the...

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

This is the 5th time today! My cat Spike. He has gone into hard broody. Are cat temperatures warm enough to hatch chicks? I give up and give in. I'll just check back on Spikey in 21 days!

.... just read a thread about milking a cow... and I don't have cows.... never have had a cow.... or goats..... or anything else milkable... but I read the entire thread! :D

What day of the week don't chickens like? Fry-day! Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch its legs! Why did the chick by a new coop even tho he had one? Because there was a sale so it was very cheep! What do you call a bird who's afraid of lots of things...