Hello, this is my first caption contest, I hope you all enjoy!
And I also ask, please keep all submissions suitable for all ages!
This picture will be my profile, and for a prize, the winning caption will be my new signature!
This is your picture, have fun!
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night, the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in, pauses, and yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting into the bath or out of the bath?”
The 94 year old yells back, I don’t know, I’ll come and see!” She starts up the...
What day of the week don't chickens like?
Why did the rubber chicken
cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
Why did the chick by a new coop even tho he had one?
Because there was a sale so it was very cheep!
What do you call a bird who's afraid of lots of things...