Hello, everyone. Before you read the following, please understand this is all a joke. *ahem* Anyways - As most of you know, Banny's last claim was utterly ridiculous. Such an undaunted claim cannot go unchallenged. "Anne: You SERIOUSLY burned it? Laura: Yeah, it took a long time though...our fireplace is kinda small." "Anne: You know he is probably sitting right behind that rock listening to us. Laura: if he is he won't be for long!" "Rio, you are a jerk." "You are a very cute chicken, and I am going to enjoy chopping your head off!" "Somebody buy her a coffin." "You know I have been watching that guy and I think he actually thinks I am paying attention to him!" "Random girl: Are you really kissing a chicken?" "Random guy: Um..uh, no, I'm biting it." "Random guy: Your crazy. Random girl: No!! Crazy is a state of mind, not a state of being." "I'll be under the table until your done eating pork rinds."