2 little girls + chickens= Did I really just SAY that?? Quotes wanted!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Suellyn, May 2, 2009.

  1. Suellyn

    Suellyn Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I consider us an average, normal, middle-class suburban family... DH is a cop, I am, as of recently, a "stay-at-home Mom", and we have 2 adorable daughters, ages 7 & 4.

    But it just dawned on me that since we have acquired chickens, that there are times that I just have to LAUGH... I catch myself making up rules, or just uttering phrases, that I never in a MILLION YEARS would have guessed would be a part of the normal, mundane rhythm of my life!!!

    Here's a few for ya... anyone else got any??? :

    1. No chickens in the bedrooms.

    2. No beaks near faces.

    3. Why is there chicken poop on the laundry basket/futon/swingset/gameroom floor, (etc...)??

    4. No chickens in the (playschool) oven, it's just NOT RIGHT (Yes, I know she doesn't seem to mind, but MOMMY DOES!!!).

    5. The Low-calorie rice cakes are for MOMMIES not CHICKENS!!

    6. Of COURSE Daddy is the boss of the roo...! Jumped on his what?? How many times??? Oh, um, wait right here, sweetie, Mommy has to go do something...

    7. It is up to MOMMY, not the ROO, when we get out of bed in the mornings!!

    8. That's enough TV for ALL of you... Now take them outside to catch bugs or something!!

    9. ABSOLUTELY NO MORE HATCHING EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Amendment to #9... "Mommies are allowed to change their mind sometimes...")

    10. (stated several months after #9) Yes, I KNOW I said at least half of them will probably be girls, but Mommy was very, very WRONG...

    11. Go share that snack with your sister and the chickens.

    12. On Daddy's good TOOLBOX??? Seriously??!! How the heck did they get over THERE??? Go get Mommy some paper towels RIGHT AWAY...

    13. Swear words are absolutely NOT ALLOWED around here, even if another one DID crow...

    14. Go kiss the chickens goodnight.

    My "muses":
    Sami (4 yrs old) with her BFF "Flower" the Serama;
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    Sami & Flower watching TV;
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    Miranda (7 yrs old) with "Fendi" and "Prada" Silkies;
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    and... "NO BEAKS NEAR FACES, NO BEAKS NEAR FACES!!!! Oooooooh, hang on a sec while Mommy gets the camera.." [​IMG]
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    Last edited: May 22, 2009
  2. Pumpkinpup

    Pumpkinpup Poultry Princess

    Jul 16, 2008
    North-West Georgia
    Awwww! What beautiful little girls and such cute chickens! [​IMG]
     
  3. Cetawin

    Cetawin Chicken Beader

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    How precious! Lovely girls, feathered and non.

    Umm Around here there are a few other rules...


    Pizza is NOT for the chicken, just for you

    No she cannot sleep on your bed, I know she would like it but she has her own house

    No you may not go to the coop at 11pm..they are fine...they have heat lamps and a radio, lined drapes and comfy roosts...leave them alone

    Get that chicken off my counter

    She does not need to see what is in the refrigerator with you...stop that



    Oh and the list goes on and on and on [​IMG] Mine is going on 13 so the rules are changing constantly as she becomes more inventive
     
  4. turney31

    turney31 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 14, 2008
    palestine texas
    cutie pies,one and all.
     
  5. The Poultry Peanut

    The Poultry Peanut lives under rock

    My mom is always telling me ''how many times do I have to tell you NO CHICKENS IN THE HOUSE!!!''
     
  6. SophieLain127

    SophieLain127 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Its called a chick not a nugget!
     
  7. BluegrassSeramas

    BluegrassSeramas Serama Savvy

    Aug 25, 2008
    Central Kentucky
    Love it!!! Those are the cutest kids and chickens ever!!

    Journey is 2...So Im constantly saying...be easy..these are little chickens! No! Please Don't Eat That!!! No!!! Chickens CANNOT swim!! Get back under the fence! No!! You cannot ride a horse right now!

    She probably thinks that her name is NO-NO...lol
     
  8. melissastraka

    melissastraka Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 26, 2009
    Hoquiam, WA
    I have 6 kids and things around here are so funny i could write a book...some of my favs come out of my 3 and 5 year olds...

    1. again, no the chicken cannot sleep with you

    2. chill out, its just poop (when did this become normal???) [​IMG]

    3. Do not eat that! When its on the ground the cherrios are for the chickens! [​IMG]

    4. No, lola cannot go in the car/boat/swing/...there is no reason a chicken should be driving the dump truck!!!! [​IMG]

    5. Dont stick his head in your mouth. [​IMG]

    6. yes, chicken nuggets are made of chicken....[​IMG]

    7. they are alright...they are just wrestling! [​IMG]

    8. Don't put your finger up there..(ewww [​IMG] )

    I could go on and on and on....We are hatching right now and I let me kids watch...they now think the eggs in the fridge may have baby chickens in them...how do i explain this one???
     
  9. laurenlulu

    laurenlulu Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Those pictures are seriously cute!
     
  10. MaggieRae

    MaggieRae Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 12, 2009
    North Texas
    What gorgeous little daughters!!!
    You must have a lot of fun. [​IMG]
     

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