ENDED! Random Funny Posting Contest Saturday NIGHT! March 23rd Refer to map below for times! I started the thread Saturday morning to allow early posting so that it’s fair to everyone that has to work or has plans for the evening! POST POST POST! Post Pictures, quotes, stories, jokes, etc! The funniest will be judged by number of times it's quoted or how many people claim to have lost control of bodily functions laughing so hard. Ok, I am kidding, I will use a random number generator to select winners when we reach our goal of POSTS! So post post post until we reach goal number of posts! (TBD Sat. EVE.) What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll! Why did the chicken cross the "net"? It wanted to get to the other site! FOLLOW THESE RULES: US & Canadian Participants of the 2013 EASTER Hatch-a-Long only (void where prohibited) Note: Some prizes cannot be shipped to Canada so we will have alternate prizes for Canadians if chosen. POST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, NO "single" posting, has to be meaningful posts, images, short sentence forms and emoticons must at least be accompanied by a LOL! or a HA HA VIOLATORS will be voided if that # is chosen and another # assigned! No foul language or crude humor, remember this is a family website! Winners will be announced on the Thread the following day. (This will give me time to generate and sort!). FINAL RULE is that EVERYONE must POST a big Thank you and a funny image/joke for Happy Chooks, Mike (mlmddh) & Nifty-chicken on the thread! PRIZES PRIZES and MORE PRIZES! (Please note: eggs will be mailed as the hens see fit!) Hatching Eggs 6+ Blue/Gold Partridge Brahma Sally Sunshine Hatching Eggs 6+ Blue Barred Rock eggs brookhavens Hatching Eggs 6+ Ancona Duck sarasweatman Hatching Eggs 10+ Bantam Langshun wolftracks Hatching Eggs 4+ Muscovy delisha Hatching Eggs 6+ OE eggs mstricer Hatching Eggs 12+ Egg Layers + Bonus Coturnix Quail patrickschick Hatching Eggs 18 Mix egg layers wingstone Homemade Chicken Lovers Basket EPetrilli The Complete Chicken: An Entertaining History of Chickens [Hardcover] Anonymous Golden Feather Membership BYC Weigh scale & a super led flashlight for candling ozexpat Country Rooster Coffee Mug tadpole98 Chicken Addict Mug gardeningmama Free-Range Chicken Gardens [Paperback] Sally Sunshine (Possible Canadian Winner) MannaPro Egg Skelter Anonymous (Possible Canadian winner) A crocheted Chicken Pot Holder/Trivet & 2 Crocheted Egg Cozies mommachick1 https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheresasThisnThat# (Possible Canadian winner) I started the thread Saturday morning to allow early posting so that it’s fair to everyone that has to work or has plans for the evening!