3-year-old son for sale - cheap

[PurpleChicken]

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I didn't want to agree to the auction rules. I'm a rebel.

Snitch. I'll have to send the kid to you as punishment.

Noooooo

 

[redhen]

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[Shelanie]

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Homeowner's insurance?????

Is it going to be THAT bad????

Our lenolium needed to be replaced. Our baseboard and drywall were sopping wet and my carpet was soaked. They brought out dryers and you have to replace the padding under the carpet. Mold is why you have to get the water out.

 

[Southernbelle]

I had to get my 2yo out of a ceiling fan once. Boy children are dangerous.

 

[fasbendera]

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Hey I have one of those only a year younger!


Just had to comment on the tall lanky one above and will you trade a sink clogging three year old for:

a nine year old who insists on flushing the toilet twice when it is clogged! (Thankfully it hasn't overflowed yet & I told him if it does he is cleaning it up. He turned a little green but I think I got the point across.)

 

[saddina]

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I didn't want to agree to the auction rules. I'm a rebel.

Snitch. I'll have to send the kid to you as punishment.

Noooooo

You'd have him in chicken print flannel in 5 minutes and be reading the little red hen, and you know it.

 

[Mahonri]

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FEED THAT BOY!!!

 

[debilorrah]

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FEED THAT BOY!!!

Oh, in his 4th hollow leg????? YOU feed him!!!! I spend $1000 a month on food in this house when he is home.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Noooooo

You'd have him in chicken print flannel in 5 minutes and be reading the little red hen, and you know it.

Cat In The Hat and cotton/poly blend.

4 is such a sweet age.

 

[deb1]

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My 16 year old is six foot tall and 120 lbs. He eats and eats and eats. He is just naturally skinny.