a country funeral

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  1. ashtray

    ashtray Chillin' With My Peeps

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    As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
    grave-side service for a homeless man with no family or friends.

    The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and
    this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being
    a typical man, did not stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was
    eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of
    the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place.

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was
    the proper thing to do.

    The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my
    heart and soul.

    As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the
    Lord," and "Glory"!

    I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before: from Genesis
    all the way to Revelation.

    I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the
    workers saying to another,

    "I ain't never seen anything like that before, and I've been
    putting in septic tanks for twenty years,"
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    Isaiah 26:10 Though grace is shown to the wicked, they do not learn righteousness; even in a land of uprightness they go on doing evil and regard not the majesty of the Lord.
     
  2. maplesky7

    maplesky7 Flock Mistress

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  3. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

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    DTchickens Overrun With Chickens

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    GracefulBantams Hatching and Showing

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  6. happyhen

    happyhen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Chuckle. [​IMG] Thanks.
     
  7. Picklestix7866

    Picklestix7866 Chillin' With My Peeps

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