A couple funny jokes...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Stormhorse23, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 22, 2007
    Indiana
    JOKE #1
    Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

    "We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."

    The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

    When he returns, he is covered with blood.

    The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

    The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

    "Yes," the other bat answers.

    "Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."


    JOKE #2
    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

    Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
  2. hypnofrogstevie

    hypnofrogstevie chick magnet

    Jul 12, 2007
    Newton NJ
    I love the first one! LOL
     
  3. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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