~ A DAIRY FARMER'S CHRISTMAS ~ "We wish you a dairy Christmas "We wish you a dairy Christmas "We wish you a dairy Christmas "And a new Jersey calf!" "May your Ice Cream stay sweet, And your Whipped Cream fluffy, May your bull not get angry, May you eat less red meat!" ~ ZEBU TIME ~ (minature Zebu cattle) "Zebu time Zebu time, Zebus all the way, oh what fun It is to watch those Zebus eating hay! Oh! Zebu time, Zebu time, Zebu all the way, oh what fun It is to watch those Zebus eating hay! Oh, Irish Dexter cows are cute, Mini Jerseys are too cool, But you ask me which I love the best, These mini Brahman cattle rule!" (repeat chorus) ~ JOY TO THE HENS ~ "Joy to the hens, The chicks have hatched! The hens begin to feed!" The hens begin to lay-ay-ay, the chicks begin to play-ay-ay, Amongst the bags of feed, Amongst the bags of feed, Amongst, amongst, the bags of feed!" Copyright me Enjoy! Yes, I did make those all up.