A duck walks into a bar.......

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Randy, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Randy

    Randy Songster

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    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?
     

  2. thekid

    thekid Songster

    lol
     
  3. :)

    :) Chirping

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    i fnally got that
    haha
     
  4. mychookschick

    mychookschick Songster

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    LOL... That took me a minute! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

  5. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    That's funny, but I had to read it a couple times.

    Imp
     
  6. animalloverabh

    animalloverabh Allons-y, Alonso

    Isnt this what the duck song was baised on, but with bread and nails insted of grapes and glue?
     
  7. magistradomina

    magistradomina Songster

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
    I must be stupid, but I think it's funny, but is it really funny in an unexpected way? I don't get why it's so funny... [​IMG]
     

  8. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Do I have issues? I got it the first time I read it, butI didn't think it was funny. Read it again, it was hysterical. [​IMG]
     
  9. BirdNut

    BirdNut Crowing

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    Hmmm, maybe you do... I read it the first time and got it, but only managed to stifle a chuckle each and every time I did.
     

  10. Yay Chicks!

    Yay Chicks! Songster

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    Heehee. I like it.
     

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