A duck walks into a bar.......

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Randy, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Randy

    Randy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 12, 2009
    AR
    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?
     
  2. thekid

    thekid Chillin' With My Peeps

    lol
     
  3. :)

    :) Chillin' With My Peeps

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    i fnally got that
    haha
     
  4. mychookschick

    mychookschick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 28, 2009
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    LOL... That took me a minute! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    That's funny, but I had to read it a couple times.

    Imp
     
  6. animalloverabh

    animalloverabh Allons-y, Alonso

    Isnt this what the duck song was baised on, but with bread and nails insted of grapes and glue?
     
  7. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
    I must be stupid, but I think it's funny, but is it really funny in an unexpected way? I don't get why it's so funny... [​IMG]
     
  8. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Do I have issues? I got it the first time I read it, butI didn't think it was funny. Read it again, it was hysterical. [​IMG]
     
  9. BirdNut

    BirdNut Overrun With Chickens

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    Hmmm, maybe you do... I read it the first time and got it, but only managed to stifle a chuckle each and every time I did.
     
  10. Yay Chicks!

    Yay Chicks! Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Heehee. I like it.
     

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