A few Stupidly Funny farm jokes!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by happyhens44, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. happyhens44

    happyhens44 BroodyAddict

    Apr 25, 2010
    Northern WI
    I found these on internet, there so stupid its kind of funny [​IMG]

    JOKE 1. ) A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens."
    The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?"
    The new farmer said, "Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together.





    JOKE 2.) A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the best rooster you will ever see!"
    So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: "Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.
    Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But, Henry didn't stop there. Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry!! You'll kill yourself!!"
    But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
    Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy."
    "Shhhhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer
     
  2. ChickieBooBoo

    ChickieBooBoo Cold Canadian Chick

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    [​IMG] the second one is my favorite
     
  3. happyhens44

    happyhens44 BroodyAddict

    Apr 25, 2010
    Northern WI
    I liked that one too [​IMG]
     
  4. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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  5. Q9

    Q9 General Headache

    The first one nearly killed me! [​IMG]

    The second is just kinda disturbing. [​IMG]
     
  6. magistradomina

    magistradomina Songster

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
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  7. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

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    [​IMG] I like the first one best... I agree with Q9. [​IMG]
     

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