a funny duck joke

Discussion in 'Ducks' started by BellLisamo, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. BellLisamo

    BellLisamo Diagnosed w/ Muscovitis

    Feb 7, 2009
    Tombstone, AZ
    Mitch Hedberg (RIP) :
    I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!'
     
  2. toletiquesbysam

    toletiquesbysam Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Loved it!!!
     
  3. CK Chickadilly

    CK Chickadilly Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] too funny!!!
     
  4. ShadyGlade

    ShadyGlade Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ShadyGlade Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. xfilesnumber1fan

    xfilesnumber1fan Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I dont get it? [​IMG]
     
  7. nettie

    nettie Enslaved by Indoor Ducks

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    i think this joke as by a comic.... I've heard his stand up....

    I tried pulling this at a subway... they didn't believe me that i had ducks in the car. lol
     
  8. BellLisamo

    BellLisamo Diagnosed w/ Muscovitis

    Feb 7, 2009
    Tombstone, AZ
    Quote:yeah mitch hedberg was awesome. somewhat hard to understand but he was dang funny.

    heres the video... its funnier when he says it

     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Chillin' With My Peeps

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