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A funny, for our biker buddies...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Dawn419, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. Dawn419

    Dawn419 Lost in the Woods

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    Skip's Mom sent us this one and just had to share it...

    This article was probably in today's New York Times ????


    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has witnessed the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says:

    - Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.

    - Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.

    - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
    - A Harley Davidson.

    The journalist leaves.
    The following morning, the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page:
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    BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
    AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.


    Yeah, definitely sounds like the New York Times to me!!


    Enjoy!!!

    Dawn & Skip
     
  2. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    WhoooHoooo, that was a good one.
     
  4. cknmom

    cknmom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sounds like the times to me too.
    Monica
     
  5. Pumpkinpup

    Pumpkinpup Poultry Princess

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  6. Quail_Antwerp

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    That is too funny!
     
  7. gumpsgirl

    gumpsgirl Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    That sounds about right! [​IMG] Don't you just love how the media always twists things? Great joke on them. Thanks for the laugh. [​IMG]
     
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