A Funny :) 'JOKE" Smart Roo Old Butch

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Cackling Hen, May 18, 2011.

  1. Cackling Hen

    Cackling Hen Just Scratching Around

    Apr 21, 2009
    Port Angeles Wa
    Old Butch

    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

    One morning John noticed he hadn't heard the bell of his favorite rooster, old Butch.

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
     
  2. Player Hater

    Player Hater Chillin' With My Peeps

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    haw
     
  3. crazygoatlady915

    crazygoatlady915 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2010
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    Ha!
     
  5. thekid

    thekid Chillin' With My Peeps

    Lmao
     
  6. Cackling Hen

    Cackling Hen Just Scratching Around

    Apr 21, 2009
    Port Angeles Wa
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