a man's son was in the war and he missed his son, his son missed him too, so the son gave his dad a present, it was a parrot. He sent it to his dad, and 5 years later when he came back home, he asked his dad where the parrot was. " it was yummy! " the dad said. His son said " why did you eat it !? it was a beautiful bird that can talk! " and then the dad said, " well, he should of said something!