MIL fowarded on some puns, and since I just LOVE puns I thought I'd spread the giggle/smirk/eyerolls around. Some I've heard before, some not... feel free to chime in with ones you've heard as well. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.