A little funny to brighten your day...The 3 Legged Chicken

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Patchofheaven, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. Patchofheaven

    Patchofheaven Songster

    Jul 18, 2007
    Conroe, TX
    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running at 30 mph.

    Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at
    45 mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!

    Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard and dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the
    farmer, "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"

    The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg.

    Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."

    "That's amazing!", said the driver "How do they taste?"

    "Don't rightly know. Can't catch 'em."
  2. LOL! [​IMG]
  3. Blisschick

    Blisschick not rusty

    Feb 20, 2007
    Shepherd, Texas
    LOL that's too funny!

    *waving at Patch*

    Hi, neighbor!!

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