A pair of chickens

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by funkyboots, Oct 3, 2009.

  1. funkyboots

    funkyboots Out Of The Brooder

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    A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

    Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

    The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

    She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
     
  2. PlymouthRocker

    PlymouthRocker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm going downstairs to tell this to my 7-year old who has a wicked funny sense of humor and nails joke telling. THANKS for the good clean fun!
     
  3. fldiver97

    fldiver97 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 5, 2009
    Middleton, WI
    [​IMG] too funny....will send this tomy friends daughter.....She'll love it [​IMG]
     
  4. funkyboots

    funkyboots Out Of The Brooder

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    Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was
    speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it
    turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the
    chickens had three legs.

    The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!"

    The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."

    Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"

    The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."
     

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