Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was Carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: 'Nice pigs, sir.' The President replies 'These are not pigs these Are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.' The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says, 'Excellent trade, sir.