A politicians fitting end

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    A man arrives home, his car battered and covered with leaves, twigs and and blood. His wife asks what's happened and he tells her that he's just run over their state senator.

    "Oh that explains all the blood she says, but what about the dents and all the leaves and twigs. Where did they come from?" she asks - - - -

    "Well, he was a little quicker than I reckoned," he said. "I hadda chase him through the woods a bit before I could hit him."
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2008
  2. Queen Scoot

    Queen Scoot Crochet Chieftess

    May 27, 2008
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  3. kinnip

    kinnip Songster

    Feb 24, 2008
    Carrollton, GA
    If only all citizens were so proactive! [​IMG]

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