A women is born to shop

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by nccountrygirl, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    Compulsive Shopper


    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

    In the third shop everything had just been reduced to a five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husb and had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the Intensive Care Unit.

    The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

    As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping. She decided to get in a couple of more stores before heading to the hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a
    beautiful coffee slice, complimentary, from the last shop. She was jubilant.

    Then, she remembered her husband.

    Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!

    "For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his caretaker!"
    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed ...

    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?"
     
  2. line-rat

    line-rat Out Of The Brooder

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  3. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    hahahaha! that is so bad but so very funny.
     
  4. Southern28Chick

    Southern28Chick Flew The Coop

    Apr 16, 2007
    I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Luckily people aren't really like that...right? :eek:

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  5. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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    actually I know a woman who was out shopping while her husband was in surgery for cancerous spots in his colon. He actually died on the table once. I don't associate with this woman by the way. Just know of her.
     
  6. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 26, 2008
    NY
    Quote:Funny but kinda sickening....but still really funny! [​IMG]
     

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