We Quit Cigarettes

[featherhead007]

When ever I crave a smoke, I try to imagine one of my hens with a sig in her beak. helps break the mood.

 

[featherhead007]

Crap I forgot to tell you the doctor recommended daily yoga.
I almost laughed.
I really like in this lady...I like how she tells me straight up that it's a mind game.

She said the temporary Band-Aid (Chantix) is working because I am winning at the mind game.

Ask the doctor what flavor of yoga they recommend ? Strawbewy, or gwape, or bananana.

 

[aart]

But we never see a sign posted, that says "Painfully addictive" and "If you don't smoke, don't start" now do we?

It's on every pack and can.

 

[featherhead007]

It's on every pack and can.
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yes it is! in fine print

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I'm not here.


I just smoked a drag or two in the bath tub. I was trying to shove the cigarette down the drain so no one would find it but it crumbled up and there was little brown stuff floating around in my bath water. I woke up...with my shirt a little moist and my eyes too. I must have just had my first real scary dream.

Kiki I saw this and freaked out, then read the rest and was like” Oh, so it was a dream, and SHE GAVE ME A FREAKIN HEART ATTACK FOR NO REASON!!!

 

[21hens-incharge]

Maybe I should have a t-shirt made and wear it every single day everywhere I go.

Just be sure and wash it......don't need THAT added to the gross test.


Ps...I KNOW you are not gross and WOULD wash it often.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just be sure and wash it......don't need THAT added to the gross test.


Ps...I KNOW you are not gross and WOULD wash it often.

Idk... did you see her results on the “how gross are you?” test!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Kiki I saw this and freaked out, then read the rest and was like” Oh, so it was a dream, and SHE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK FOR NO REASON!!!

 

[aart]

yes it is! in fine print

It's been fine print for year and years.....but now they are much bigger.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Idk... did you see her results on the “how gross are you?” test!?

Wait, what were they?