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[Conan]

I'll out-run you. Your knees are already weak.

I'm fast in the snow. I'll slide like a penguin.

 

[Conan]

Three inches, or one inch? Make up your mind.

Kiki has one inch on me, you have three.

 

[Conan]

If Batty wears flats (when she deigns to wear shoes) and you wear stiletto heels, say 4", who is taller then? On solid, level ground, not rolling around in the mud.


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Love it!

I can run in stilettos. Then, when I overtake her, I'll have two weapons.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I just caught up and let me say, you guys are a bit .... intense when it comes to height.
PS. I am on the shorter side on the height scale

 

[Conan]

I just caught up and let me say, you guys are a bit .... intense when it comes to height.
PS. I am on the shorter side on the height scale

I'll loan you some stilettos to boost your ego.

 

[RUNuts]

I'm fast in the snow. I'll slide like a penguin.

Careful, Batty is a skilled North Pole Penguin Huntress. She is grace embodied on the ice. You should see her slip and sliding while carrying feed and water buckets in flip flops with chicken socks. What better training for battle?

I can run in stilettos. Then, when I overtake her, I'll have two weapons.

You, my dear, are a weapon. Dare I say, a weapon of utter destruction? A sharp wit. A pointed tongue. With your rainbow crown and your maniacal laughter, a true vision of a berserker enraged.

I'll loan you some stilettos to boost your ego.

Add some hair dye and bright red finger nail polish?
The roosters will be dancing and tid bit-ting all around.

 

[Conan]

Careful, Batty is a skilled North Pole Penguin Huntress. She is grace embodied on the ice. You should see her slip and sliding while carrying feed and water buckets in flip flops with chicken socks. What better training for battle?
You, my dear, are a weapon. Dare I say, a weapon of utter destruction? A sharp wit. A pointed tongue. With your rainbow crown and your maniacal laughter, a true vision of a berserker enraged.

Add some hair dye and bright red finger nail polish?
The roosters will be dancing and tid bit-ting all around.

I'm pretty sure that we'll need to charge a cover fee at this point. You'll be the announcer, of course.

 

[kcan2]

Id rather give birth every day for a week straight than deal with my coming week.

Congrats, Kiki, on making it well over a week, and you didn't even have to give birth!

 

[featherhead007]

Ah, another watery tart a' la the Arthurian Lady of the Lake? May explain the fascination with capes, swords, and sharps sticks.

Don't give her anything sharp.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Don't give her anything sharp.

AGREED!