Adult Truths . . . "G" Rated

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by thechickonthehill, Apr 12, 2011.

  1. thechickonthehill

    thechickonthehill Chillin' With My Peeps

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    A friend of mine sent these to me and I had to share them.

    *** Adult Truths ***


    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
    computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
    you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
    younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
    I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
    person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
    when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
    rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
    want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
    I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I
    did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
    answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
    Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
    smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
    prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
    sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
    and you can wear them forever.

    22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
    know what time it is.

    23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
    in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
    but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
    in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
    the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
    to realize that their brain is also important.

    Ladies.....Quit Laughing. ------------------- [​IMG]
     
  2. schellie69

    schellie69 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 8, 2009
    Kansas
    [​IMG] very true. great post.
     
  3. ChickyLaura

    ChickyLaura The Crazy Chicken Lady

    Mar 31, 2009
    Eastern/Central PA
    Stay strong, brothers and sisters! Too, too funny! Thanks for sharing!!

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  4. Cetawin

    Cetawin Chicken Beader

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    [​IMG] Patty I can't stop laughing. I am going to post these on my facebook page...they must be shared.

    BTW ZoomZoom is an a huge presence in this household. What a love he is...thanks again for him because he is a great little rooster.
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2011
  5. trilyn

    trilyn Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 13, 2009
    East Syracuse
    [​IMG] Awesome...just forwarded this to all my friends!! LOL Thanks for sharing!
     
  6. hennyannie

    hennyannie Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 12, 2011
    North Carolina
    #14 I am so busted on that one! [​IMG]
     
  7. dkvart1

    dkvart1 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 5, 2010
    Great post! Thanks for the laugh!
     
  8. A.T. Hagan

    A.T. Hagan Don't Panic

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    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
    and you can wear them forever.


    This person has never worked out doors and probably spends their life behind a desk...
     
  9. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  10. Sjisty

    Sjisty Scribe of Brahmalot

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    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
    when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
    rest of the day.

    My time is usually pretty early in the morning!
     

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