Advice from Dr. Phil

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by sgtmom52, Nov 21, 2008.

  1. sgtmom52

    sgtmom52 Birds & Bees

    CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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  2. derby

    derby Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Did he really say that??? I couldn't finish everything I have going in one entire lifetime. He needs some hobbies (and chickens!).

    Derby
     
  3. buckeye lady

    buckeye lady Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm headed to the pantry now.......
     
  4. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

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    Quote:LOL!!! [​IMG]
     
  5. lauralou

    lauralou Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sheer genius!

    Now where is that half-full bottle of Maker's Mark?
     

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