After being laid off from three jobs in the past year.............

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Greg Richardson, Oct 5, 2009.

  1. Dewey was hired to work in a warehouse.

    Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Dewey, but I'm going to have to withhold 10 percent of each of your paychecks until we back the damage."

    "How much will it cost?" Dewey asked.

    "About $5,000," the owner replied.

    "Finally!" Dewey exclaimed. "Job security!"
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