Airline humor

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ams3651, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. ams3651

    ams3651 Songster

    Jan 23, 2008
    NE PA
    I got this in an email today and got a much needed laugh, just had to share......

    A plane was
    taking off from Kennedy Airport After it reached a comfortable cruising
    altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
    "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
    Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather
    ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful
    flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence
    followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom
    and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you
    earlier While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
    spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my
    pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You
    should see the back of mine!"
  2. ChicknThief

    ChicknThief Songster

    Jan 12, 2008
    Nor Cal
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That was great!
  3. countryboy

    countryboy Songster

    Oct 31, 2007
    [​IMG] good one
  4. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Songster

    Jan 23, 2008
    that's a good one.....
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    THAT was good! I'm wiping tears and trying to type! Oh man that one hurt!
  7. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast

    May 14, 2008
    North Phoenix
    My Coop
    sometimes those airline personal have to wipe off the seats.
  8. I was on a plane one time, a 737 flying from Chicago to New Orleans and the plane hit some turbulence.... well a lot of turbulence. And the poor guy who was in the bathroom apparenlty hadn't latched to door properly, and he lunged forward and fell out the door into the isle.....LOL Pants undone and everything...LOL
  9. ChickenGirl95

    ChickenGirl95 Songster

    May 31, 2008
    New York
    That is really funny!

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