Airline humor


12 Years
Jan 23, 2008
I got this in an email today and got a much needed laugh, just had to share......

A plane was
taking off from Kennedy Airport After it reached a comfortable cruising
altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather
ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence
followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom
and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you
earlier While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my
pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You
should see the back of mine!"

Poulets De Cajun

11 Years
Jun 14, 2008
Houston MetroMess, Texas
I was on a plane one time, a 737 flying from Chicago to New Orleans and the plane hit some turbulence.... well a lot of turbulence. And the poor guy who was in the bathroom apparenlty hadn't latched to door properly, and he lunged forward and fell out the door into the isle.....LOL Pants undone and everything...LOL

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