Aliens like tattooed people better

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by birdiemomma, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. birdiemomma

    birdiemomma Out Of The Brooder

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    Im an avid listener of Coast to Coast AM and I heard last night that the aliens are more drawn to humans with tattoos.

    I'm looking forward to being beamed up somewhere. Who else is going along for the ride?
     
  2. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    [​IMG] I guess I'll be left behind. Dang!
     
  3. cupman

    cupman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm thinking people with tattoos tend to be more drawn towards the aliens.
     
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  4. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    I wish i could , but i am busy. I am still looking for Bigfoot.
     
  5. MaryMouse

    MaryMouse Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well all the aliens have to do beam up a tattoo artist, and they will be all set.
     
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  6. oldrooster

    oldrooster One Crazy Nut

    Nope no beam up here but just to make sure I am wearing an aluminum foil cap and am constantly on the look out for the greys, the men in black and the black cars and choppers.... BTW I am hiding Bigfoot in a chicken suit... I had to re-do it with a bigger comb and wattles and teach him to crow, which was difficult, but I couldn't teach him how to lay an egg, and what am I gonna do with a dozen large bowling ball sized eggs a week????????
     
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  7. duckluck

    duckluck Dulcimyrh Ducks

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    Man, I sure do miss Art Bell...the new guy just ain't got nothing on him!
     
  8. birdiemomma

    birdiemomma Out Of The Brooder

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    Georgy Noory has a pretty sexy voice. He has 20-25+ years on me, but I would let him sing me to sleep anytime in person, if you catch my drift.
     
  9. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    They approached me once, but the timing was bad. [​IMG]
     
  10. gryeyes

    gryeyes Covered in Pet Hair & Feathers



    Oh, he's gone? Wow. I knew him back before he was a Big Thing, when he was a 9-1-1dispatcher.

    Two, I'm glad my tattoos are spread around, so I don't get yanked upwards by someplace tender.
     

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