Alternative Christmas Song Lyrics

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  1. Moxiechick

    Moxiechick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    In the spirit of fun, this thread is for all those Christmas song "variations". Let's see how many are out there! [​IMG]


    "Sam and Roz are Coming to Town"
    Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town"

    You'd better give up
    On Christmas this year
    You haven't a chance
    With relatives here
    Sam and Roz are coming to town

    They're bringing their kids
    To add to your fun
    They're staying ten days
    You thought it was one
    Sam and Roz are coming to town

    They'll monopolize your bathroom
    They'll destroy your solitude
    They will eat you out of house and home
    Then complain about the food

    There's only one way
    To save your Noel
    You give `em your house
    You take a hotel
    Sam and Roz are coming to town
     
  2. Moxiechick

    Moxiechick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Out There On The Sidewalk"
    (To the tune of "Away In A Manger"):

    Out there on the sidewalk a Santa Claus stands,
    Beside a fake chimney, a bell in his hands;
    A second one's smoking a smelly cigar;
    A third one is picking his teeth in a bar;

    A fourth Santa's trying to pick up a blonde;
    A fifth one is drunk in the gutter beyond;
    A sixth one is part of a window display;
    The seventh and eighth ones appear to be gay;

    They're fat and they're skinny, They're short and they're tall;
    And none of them look like the real one at all;
    With so many Santas it's tough to keep score --
    Small wonder that kids don't believe any-more.
     

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