Am I the only guy in this world

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gaited horse, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    That can't tie a neck tie to save my life?
    Thank goodness for zip neck ties.
     
    Last edited: Jul 3, 2011
  2. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
    New Hampshire
    Quote:Um... I thought you meant neck ties, until I saw the zip tie part. Now I have a funny image of you with a zip tie around your neck. [​IMG]
     
  3. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Poor guy!!! No you are not alone. [​IMG] [​IMG] Dangit Laura!!!!
     
  4. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    I've watched at least 10 videos on youtube and tried them all at least 5 times. One day I might be able to learn.
     
  5. Coopa Cabana

    Coopa Cabana My Coop Runneth Over . . .

    3,236
    39
    213
    Aug 30, 2009
    Colorado
    My Coop
    Now I'm confused, too, 'cause I was gonna offer help with a Windsor, Half-Windsor or Bow Tie.

    Must be past my bed time.
     
  6. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    Quote:No you are right. I've tried everything but a bow tie (not a fan) but no luck I even tried the Pratt knot.
     
  7. Coopa Cabana

    Coopa Cabana My Coop Runneth Over . . .

    3,236
    39
    213
    Aug 30, 2009
    Colorado
    My Coop
  8. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    Quote:Thanks I'll try this one.
     
  9. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    Quote:It worked I was kinda able to do one! thanks for posting.
     
  10. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    4,421
    199
    271
    Feb 23, 2010
    Ohio
    How about another one of those "Spook's Embarrassing Moments"

    As a teenager I didn't know how to tie a necktie. I didn't grow up in
    a family where neckties were acceptable.

    I was getting ready to take my best girl to a school dance, and a tie
    was deemed necessary. Just something else I had to buy.

    But I couldn't tie it. No one in family knew how.

    My big night came, I still couldn't tie it.

    I stopped at the home of a young couple from the church we went to.
    A twenty-something lady. She was hot. She tied my tie for me that night.

    Off to the dance I went.

    Yes, I went back a few more times for her to help me learn to tie my own
    ties. Like I said, she was a real pretty lady.

    I was almost the saddest boy in town when she finally decided I could tie
    my ties.

    I still think of her every time I put a tie on.
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by