Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Randy, May 16, 2010.

  1. Randy

    Randy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 12, 2009
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    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:


    1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

    2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat ...instead Use The Sink.

    3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

    4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life ~ Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

    7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
     
  2. kcsunshine

    kcsunshine Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I Love Duct Tape!
     
  3. cuckoo_orpington13

    cuckoo_orpington13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. PriceFamilyFarms

    PriceFamilyFarms Chillin' With My Peeps

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    haha - now that's what I call home remedies!!!
     
  5. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    lol!
     
  6. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    I've used several of those. My motto is......If at first you don't succeed, SCREW IT, no use making a fool of yourself twice!
     
  7. chickenlittle32

    chickenlittle32 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 19, 2009
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  8. lurky

    lurky Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Western MA
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