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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Mahonri, Oct 19, 2008.

  1. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. *(Even I think this is SICK!)

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2008
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    And to think I looked at this post because I was bored. [​IMG]
     
  3. luvmychicknkids

    luvmychicknkids Canning Squirrel

    Mar 6, 2008
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    Oh, thank you!!!!!! That was too cute!!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    It's not one you want to read while eating cereal... and have milk come out your nose.

    The bad cough remedy just slayed me!
     
  5. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member

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    I can't believe you're posting stuff like that, LOL, but it sure is funny!
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    It was the using the sink that slayed me. OMG!!!!!
     
  7. redhead83402

    redhead83402 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    hehehehe ~ makes me want to say : Here's yer sign!
    ~Red
     
  8. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Amen to that redhead!!! OOOhhhhh do we know any "here's your sign's"?
     
  9. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    I have one that is real. Gal at the office was asked to order post it flags. She said " you want the ones with words or the square ones?" Here's your sign.
     

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