An Old Married Couple

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Reinbeau, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. Reinbeau

    Reinbeau The Teapot Underground Premium Member

    A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding Anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

    She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    "Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband"

    The fairy waved her magic wand ; and -poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

    Then it was the husband's turn.

    He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart ".

    "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

    The wife and the Fairy we re shocked and disappointed.

    But a wish is a wish.

    So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

    The Moral of the story:

    Men who are ungrateful so-and-sos should remember; Fairies are Female [​IMG]
     
  2. theOEGBman

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  3. hypnofrogstevie

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    lol. thats good and scary
     
  4. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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  5. hcammack

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  7. Reinbeau

    Reinbeau The Teapot Underground Premium Member

    Oops, I didn't realize there was a joke forum. Thanx for moving it! [​IMG]
     
  8. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    Cute!!
     
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